lolsofunny: Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
bluewut: thickbambi: Why the fuck do porn sites have “Like on Facebook” buttons? I’m not trying to share the freaky shit I watch with my friends and family. I always wonder why sextoy stores have that option or the share on facebook option. LOL Sure! I totally want to share the kinds of sex toys I like with all of the family I have on facebook. lmfao
hahaharuka: if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa