lolsofunny:

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious. 

addictofselfdelusiongirl:

Well looks like I found this afternoon’s time killing material.

damn-im-horny:

hetaliafreakazoid:

This makes me uncomfortable and laugh at the same time….

That second one down- I’m going to wet myself. I just…bahahaha

bluewut:

thickbambi:

Why the fuck do porn sites have “Like on Facebook” buttons? I’m not trying to share the freaky shit I watch with my friends and family. 

I always wonder why sextoy stores have that option or the share on facebook option. LOL Sure! I totally want to share the kinds of sex toys I like with all of the family I have on facebook. lmfao

sativasagittarius:

Been a minute since I’ve posted them.

lettymeow:

what a turn on
not!

saythankyoumaster:

I guess your friend lied to you.

beautifulandthick:

temptingbliss:

Katy Perry Leaked Topless Accidental Twitter Post

that’s real?